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[i]2012.06.29 19:42:07 Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> but i do have penguin slashfic as of last fridays challenge
[i]2012.06.29 19:42:35 +28s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> Barney burst through the door in anticipation, but in his excitement failed to note a large, muscled polar bear close and bolt the door behind him, despite the bear's size and the fact that polar bears are not found at the south pole. He turned to the
[i]2012.06.29 19:42:44 +9s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> im in stiches just reading this
[i]2012.06.29 19:43:03 +19s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> He turned to the madam a exclaimed "five of your finest prozzies, if you'd be so kind!".
[i]2012.06.29 19:43:47 +44s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> last friday i offered something like 200mil for some horrific penguin slashfic
[i]2012.06.29 19:43:51 +4s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> you're reading the winner
[i]2012.06.29 19:45:11 +80s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> On waking, Barney tried to rub his poor, bloodied head only to find both flippers restrained behind his back. He looked up to find several polar bears grinning down at him. They were all naked.
[i]2012.06.29 19:45:13 +2s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> Of course they were all naked, they were polar bears. What, they should have been in tuxedos? Barney WAS in a tuxedo, but then he was a penguin so it was more or less to be expected.
[i]2012.06.29 19:46:05 +52s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> not mine
[i]2012.06.29 19:46:10 +5s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> just the guy who won 200mil
[i]2012.06.29 19:46:12 +2s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> more to come
[i]2012.06.29 19:46:20 +8s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> when i stop throwing up in my mouth :/
[i]2012.06.29 19:46:55 +35s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> What was slightly less expected was the chair leg which was suddently and forcefully stuffed up Barney's pucked rear orifice. Barney did not expect that, even a little bit and was less than enthused by it's presence there. "AAARRRGGGHHH!!!"
[i]2012.06.29 19:46:56 +1s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> said Barney, closely followed by "OOooOOOoOOAAAAggggGGOOOHHH", "AIIIIIIII", "wait, a little to the left" and "OWWWWW!!!". At length, the chair leg was removed.
[i]2012.06.29 19:47:21 +25s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> "That's better" gasped Barney. "If that's to be done again, could i request that it is done by one of the pretty female penguins i saw as i came in to this knocking shop? Ideally the third one from the left with the peirced beak".
[i]2012.06.29 19:47:28 +7s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> 200mil of slashfic
[i]2012.06.29 19:47:35 +7s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> im kinda horrified myself
[i]2012.06.29 19:47:40 +5s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> but i cant stop
[i]2012.06.29 19:47:58 +18s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> no
[i]2012.06.29 19:48:04 +6s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> i paid 200mil for someone else to write it
[i]2012.06.29 19:48:30 +26s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> theres like 2 more pages to go
[i]2012.06.29 19:48:33 +3s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> it gets worse
[i]2012.06.29 19:48:37 +4s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> worse/better
[i]2012.06.29 19:49:23 +46s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> bahaha heres the very last sentence: Crimson muzzles clamped down on his beak, shattering cartilege. The chair leg eventually exited his body via his left armpit and Barney expired under a mountain of bear flesh
[i]2012.06.29 19:49:40 +17s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> why not, this shits hilarious
[i]2012.06.29 19:50:31 +51s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> hah you know its good when the scammers stop to pay attention
[i]2012.06.29 19:51:27 +56s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> im saving the last part of the story
[i]2012.06.29 19:51:34 +7s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> im not sure i could get away with pasting this
[i]2012.06.29 19:51:38 +4s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> i might have to sell it
[i]2012.06.29 19:53:40 +122s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> baron: not sure its worse then this: "The chair leg was forced deeper into Barney's rectal cavity, "
[i]2012.06.29 20:04:21 +641s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> Bookmark <-- if you want the whole, rather sick story.. buy this
[i]2012.08.03 12:43:11 +2997530s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> i love the dbl your isk scammers
[i]2012.08.03 12:43:23 +12s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> its like darwinism in real time
[i]2012.08.03 12:44:55 +92s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> honestly why dont people do 10% return on isk
[i]2012.08.03 12:45:01 +6s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> its entirely more believable
[i]2012.08.03 12:46:11 +70s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> theres the occasional legit contract
[i]2012.08.03 12:54:54 +523s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> Eurreka: you mean, you've just become a shill?
[i]2012.08.03 12:55:16 +22s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> you're advertising the scammer for him
[i]2012.08.03 12:55:22 +6s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> you send 10mil, he double sit
[i]2012.08.03 12:55:27 +5s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> you send 1 billion, he keeps it
[i]2012.08.03 13:23:43 +1696s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> going to laugh when you post the inevitable lossmail
[i]2012.08.03 13:23:48 +5s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> and start begging again
[i]2012.08.03 13:27:45 +237s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> could be a simple attention whore
[i]2013.02.22 15:15:29 +17545664s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> says a lot about the state of the world if the scammers still find targets
[i]2013.02.22 15:15:41 +12s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> yes, lots of fools to be parted from their money
[i]2013.02.23 15:35:33 +87592s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> think just how slower your eve runs because it has to filter each chat message through 5000 names
[i]2013.02.23 16:05:47 +1814s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> 25 tidi woo
[i]2013.02.23 16:31:46 +1559s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> dont fly what you cant afford to lose
[i]2013.02.23 16:31:47 +1s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> welcome to eve
[i]2013.03.21 17:28:21 +2249794s Jita <Maradonia Kalrisian> haah you think they are actually at their keyboards 

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First post................. 2012.06.29 19:42:07
Last post.................. 2013.03.21 17:28:21
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